Diciembre 2012
Agosto 2012
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i missed the speedwalking yesterday i am genuinely upset
me before the olympics: i'm not going to watch any of the olympic events i hate the olympics i hate london
me during the olympics: *watches every single event without fail*
Julio 2012
“Time weighs down on you like an old, ambiguous dream. You keep on moving, trying...”
– Kafka on the Shore, Haruki Murakami (via boltinspace)
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scrobbling replied to your post: i don’t trust gymnasts they’re just as weird as…
and they all look about 10…. and they always hug each other
there was this girl in my psychology class last year who was a cheerleader and was 19 and looked about 7 and all of her cheerleading friends were like 12 which didn’t help and i thought it was just her that was weird but like all of them are so...
i don’t trust gymnasts they’re just as weird as horse girls but with angrier hairstyles
i’m sick of the olympics now time to turn on my blacklist and ignore it for the next three weeks and only emerge when the speedwalking’s on
i wonder where liberia got the idea for their flag
i was excited to see the south korean athletes because i was under the impression that 9 out of 10 koreans are dreamboats but alas they all look like feet i have been fooled by kpop
SINCE WHEN WAS KAZAKHSTAN A REAL COUNTRY I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A PLACE MADE UP FOR BORAT
i hope the uk don’t win the olympics i mean british people have been getting too smug this year already just with hosting the event and the jubilee and stuff and i think i’ll explode if i have to handle all the patriotism a victory would cause
Versilversolicitor:
blameaspartame:
everyone keep making art
ill try
the one thing that annoys me more than the blind patriotism that follows the olympics is the ten billion jokes that everyone feels they need to make about chav culture being the real britain
omg that girl from cambodia filming on her iphone is the best part of the ceremony thus far
it must be awful to be a country like botswana i mean not only does nobody where/what it is but they’ve got a parade of about six people immediately before brazil who had about six hundred
i think my mom thinks my cat is a dog i can hear her shouting sit at him from the kitchen
yugoslavic:
eurovision was better
the only time the olympic torch made me happy was when cliff richard was holding it
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dizzee rascal pride of britain
why is this on for three hours the queen will have dozed off by 10:45
i think mr bean has the same phone as my mom
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ixape replied to your post: Why would Daniel Craig travel with the queen what…
The queen is actually such a nice person
she looks exactly like my nan we’ve called my nan the queen behind her back for about ten years and she’s never caught on
this is like punch and judy gone wrong mixed with mary poppins and then choreographed by my granddad
Why would Daniel Craig travel with the queen what would they talk about I can’t imagine them having any common interests
I put on the opening ceremony expecting sonething spectacular and what I got was the cast of Oliver twist dancing like my dad at family parties
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Bird tries waking up cat
tom daley looks like one of those people who goes caravanning in the south of england with his parents and nan and makes friends with all the younger children so he has a crowd of 13 year old girls following him around for two weeks
nobody pays attention to me anymore it is very upsetting
there was a huge spider on the wall of the landing so i did the most helpful and rational thing which was run downstairs screaming lock myself in the bathroom and sit on the floor whimpering until my mom got rid of it
all of my plans for the next few weeks involve chinese food or burgers i think i have figured out why i have stopped losing weight
