Diciembre 2011
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the wind up bird chronicle is my new favourite book
this new swimsuit i bought came today but i accidentally ordered a size 3x so it’s literally like a tent and it was in the sale so i can’t return it oh dear
i love houmous so much i want to eat houmous every day i want to drown in a sea of houmous
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tokyosluts replied to your post: my parents are banning my sister from tumblr…
omg why
she literally spends all her time on tumblr/skype etc and my dad found out she was talking to somebody who was cutting themselves in a tinychat and she only just woke up hahahaha
my parents are banning my sister from tumblr hahahaha they’re taking away her laptop her phone and ipod and blocking tumblr on my mom’s laptop that she sometimes uses i can’t breathe omg
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ittakesskilltobethisaverage replied to your post: ittakesskilltobethisaverage replied to your post:…
oh good god :| passport? haha oh dear god I feel for you
my passport ran out ages ago and i still haven’t sent off the form for a new one i am completely without id i’ll find something to do i am determined not to sit at home omg
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ittakesskilltobethisaverage replied to your post: why do all of my plans get cancelled at the last…
Snobs birmingham BOOM
i’ve lost my id so i can’t go out out i’m going to die
why do all of my plans get cancelled at the last minute i now have nothing to do on new year’s eve how sad
i had £120 in my account twenty minutes ago now i’m back down to £3
i thought online shopping was a lazier easier way of actually going out but now my purse which has my bank card in is on the other side of the room and it doesn’t seem that easy anymore
i tried spraying some gel onto the front bit of my hair because it was like a bush but not only did i completely miss all of my hair but one of my eyes is now glued shut by hair gel
my mom just came home with four garlic tear and share breads two big bags of doritos three tubs of houmous and 24 little pizzas and then expects me to be on a diet at the same time
my brother got a haircut and it’s exactly like justin bieber’s so i keep making fun of him and he’s getting angrier i hope there’s nothing sharp he can throw at me
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clementines are the best fruit
i bought a top from forever 21 yesterday and the top bit fit fine but the little vest thing underneath was so tight it makes me look like i have just one really wide boob
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great expectations is literally the worst thing in the world but the man who plays pip in the bbc version that’s on now it the hottest person ever
i hate living in birmingham because 99% of the most annoying people on this website are from birmingham and it’s impossible to avoid them when i’m in town
why is tumblr not publishing my text posts they should be thankful it’s not another joke about the amount of dicks in david karp’s mouth
my mom just asked me to shit in a bag so she could leave it outside the office where she used to work
my mom has made a fake facebook of somebody who lives on our road but with a picture of somebody else and one of his relatives just added the fake account and asked why the picture is of some old ginger man and now she thinks she’s been found out and is going to be sent to jail
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all i’ve done this week is read sleep and eat
